Remember how I said Napa was snooty?  Forget it, if you want over the top luxury Dubai is hotter than 15 minutes in a steamroom, which is about all the time I can take in a steam room and probably about all the time I could take in Dubai, or afford, rather.  You’ve got luxury hotels, sparkling new massive malls, upscale real estate developments and rejuvenating spas that could very well compete with the best of the best in the spa community that comprises the entire world.  If you’re in the mood for spending big money and schmoozing with the most plastic looking of people-jump on board your yacht- and dock in the land where money is only an obstacle if are looking to not blow your entire life-savings in one place.  Bon Voyage!