Apparently men might actually want to go on cruises these days.  Damn, you mean I can’t leave the husband at home now, while I gallivant around tropical islands with tanned, muscley Caribbean men?  An article on FOX business points to several reasons why boyfriends and husbands might be more apt to take a week off work and snuggle up in the ship’s cabin with their sweetie.  Some of these reasons include: great food (obvious reason), golf courses (he doesn’t have to even really walk anywhere), gambling (this might become more of an issue with the wives), cool shows (maybe if they involve drinks), spa treatments (as long as they don’t have to get pedicures) and beer tasting parties and tours (really we could probably delete this whole sentence and say: Reason men should go on cruise: Beer.  That simple word can probably get men to go about anywhere.  So while the food and the golf, the massage treatment and of course the valuable alone time with the significant other are valid motivations, you could probably just put a pint of Guinness under their nose and lead them directly to the dock.  You just don’t want him to get seasick.