These are the questions that I’m sure plague the minds of the wealthy women who inhabit the hills of Beverley.  I mean, of course Beverley Hills, California, not to be confused with Beverly, New Jersey.  But as a new children’s picture book explains, who doesn’t want to be a plastic, model mommy?  It is called “My Beautiful Mommy,” because of course mommies are characterized by beauty that only goes skin deep.  But anyway as our self-conscious society quickly descends into superficiality, whist ingraining these ideals into the heads of our four and five year old children, I will contribute to the nonsense by saying, if you want to get rid of the wrinkles, there is a non-invasive gel that you can discretely apply so that you don’t have to explain your needless surgery to the little tykes- you can read more about it here.  But I still think its all pretty ridiculous.